On America's birthday, you're free to eat grilled meat, drink booze, light sparkly things on fire, and watch things that are not the Rangers
It only took like five hours but the Rangers are now officially worse than the New York Mets. Yu Darvish couldn't even stop the bleeding and now the Rangers have lost six straight baseball games.
Player of the Game: Adrian Beltre is an American hero for hitting a home run to celebrate freedom.